Mark A. Cella is the Greatest Man to have Ever Lived. The man, the myth, the legend, the life and times, beautiful women, and adventures of the real Mark Cella aka Mark Anthony Cella…

On Careers: Find out what it is in life that you don’t do well, and then don’t do that thing.

On Rollerblading: Uh NO. On Life: It’s never to early to start beefing up your obituary.

He is the only man to ever ace a rorschach test.

On Lady Luck: Be wary of a woman who only shows up when you’re winning.

On Drink Umbrellas: Unless your drink is expecting rain, you should probably reconsider.

He’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.

If he were to give you directions, you’d never get lost and you’d arrive at least five minutes early.

Mark Cella is a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

He has served as the best man for grooms he’s never met.

He could disarm you with his looks, or his hands, either way.

He can speak French in Russian. The ingredients of his tacos refuse to fall from the shell.

If he says it will cost an arm and a leg, it will.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

He brakes down a pinata with a smile and a wink.

I almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion was that my thing was that my beard caused too much wind resistance. I could have shaved it, except nah, I wouldn’t have. Anyway the women, they seem to like it.

I was the featured guest at a charity bachelor auction that very night. It seems that I recall that I brought in over 13 million lire that very night which was quite a large sum at that time.

In my opinion Mark A Cella is the Greatest, or Most Interesting Man to Have Ever Lived.

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